Can we say B&E

So tonight Gene and I went to dinner with some great friends. After dinner our friends had some shopping to do. Gene and I came home. (We left Kelty babysitting.) Well we got home I got a phone call. It was my friend she asked if I could go to her house and find this list that she forgot. Of course no big deal, I would be happy to, all the usual answers. So I go over she tells me how to get into to her house. I try the door she thought was open its locked. I tried the old Credit Card trick. (I mean what are they good for anyway.) Didn't work. All her other doors are locked. After I waded through like 4 feet of snow (okay like 1" but this is my story right.) I thought I am not giving up that easy. I looked at her windows, are they all locked?
Nope I am so in I thought. Now how to get the screen of. Looking around through that 4 feet of snow. I found something. I pried the screen of. Then the window won't budge. Oh hello Camille wrong side of the window. When I actually tried the right side of the window wallah I am in. As I am climbing through the window. I am looking around waiting for the neighbors to be calling the cops. No such luck. Thankfully. So anyway I call her just laughing and saying just remember we are friends and you asked me to do this and don't press charges. She is just laughing and says what did you do?
So if you need someone to break in your house I am the one to call. I can do it. Even if their is 4 feet of new snow on the ground. For friends I would wade through it.